21 Innovative Tech Products That Are Actually Useless

With technology, innovation is king—but not all that glitters is gold. While some products promise to revolutionize our lives, others fall woefully short. These 21 gadgets aimed for the stars but ended up as expensive paperweights.

Phone Sanitizers

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They use UV light to kill germs on your smartphone. Despite the fact hygiene is important, you’re likely to stop using it after a few days—plus, a simple wipe with an alcohol pad does the trick just as well.

Facial Recognition Cat Flaps

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In theory, these gadgets only let your cat into the house. Unfortunately, they start to struggle with dirt, darkness, and the sheer unpredictability of feline behavior, leading to more standoffs than entries.

Smart Forks

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Smart forks promised to enhance our eating experience by tracking our bites and vibrating when we eat too fast. As much as the intent is noble, most people find them more gimmicky than helpful. Eating, it turns out, didn’t need a tech upgrade.

Bluetooth-Enabled Water Bottles

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These bottles track your hydration but let’s face it, most of us can manage our thirst without a smartphone alert. They’re sleek and flashy but are often left in a drawer, forgotten and uncharged.

Diet Scanning Wearables

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Designed to monitor your caloric intake through your skin, these wearables overpromise and underdeliver. Instead of giving accurate data, they tend to confuse sweat with sauce, leading to some questionable diet advice.

Pet Chat Devices

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Missing your pet? These devices let you video call them. Sounds cute, but Fido is more interested in a squirrel outside than staring at a screen. Plus, they can’t press the ‘answer’ button, making this a one-sided conversation.

Banana Phones

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A phone that looks like a banana, complete with a wireless headset. It’s a fun novelty item for about five minutes until you realize it’s just another device that needs charging and doesn’t fit anywhere comfortably.

USB Pet Rock

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It’s a rock that plugs into your USB port. That’s it. It does nothing—literally. A true homage to the original Pet Rock, it serves as a reminder that not all tech needs to be ‘smart.’

Smart Belts

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These belts auto-adjust and track your waistline, ostensibly to help with fitness. However, they often malfunction, leaving wearers either gasping for breath or hitching up their pants. Traditional belts, it seems, had it right all along.

Egg Minder

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An egg tray that tells you how many eggs you have left and which ones are the oldest. Useful? Perhaps, if you constantly forget your eggs. It should be said though that, for most, a quick peek in the refrigerator does the trick.

Smart Toilets

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They come with seat warmers, LED lights, and even music. They aim for the ultimate bathroom experience, in real life though, many question the necessity of turning a simple loo into a nightclub.

Robotic Lawn Mowers

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They sound convenient until they get stuck on a twig or confused by a garden gnome. Robot lawn mowers  can’t handle complexity, making them less helpful than their traditional, human-controlled counterparts.

Social Media Coffee Machines

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These coffee makers tweet or update your status when they brew. Coffee is essential, but do your followers really need a play-by-play of your caffeine consumption? Probably not.

Smart Hairbrushes

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With sensors that provide feedback on your brushing technique, these gadgets seem innovative. Yet, they often end up tucked away, because honestly, most of us have been brushing our hair just fine for years.

Connected Toothbrushes

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Another smart grooming device that gives feedback on your brushing. Supposedly it helps keep your teeth in good shape but unless you’re sharing your dental data with your dentist, this tech ends up being an overshare with your smartphone.

Sleep Trackers You Wear on Your Head

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These headbands promise to monitor your brain waves for a better night’s sleep. In reality, they’re often uncomfortable, and the data is difficult to interpret, making them a sleep deterrent instead.

Smart Socks

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Equipped with sensors to track your running technique, these socks are a high-tech fitness aid. In the face of big promises, expert runners find them no substitute for professional coaching, and they wear out just as quickly as regular socks.

Intelligent Ovens

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These ovens promise to perfectly cook meals by scanning barcodes. However, they often misread instructions or have a limited database, leaving many to resort to the age-old method of just setting a timer.

Gesture-Controlled Drones

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They’re supposed to follow your hand movements, but all too often they have a mind of their own, leading to more crashes than smooth flights. Plus, their battery life is usually disappointingly short.

Smart Compost Bins

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Designed to break down your waste faster, they’re great until they malfunction, leaving you with a smelly mess. Traditional composting requires patience, nevertheless, it is far more reliable.

Video Game Exercise Bikes

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The idea is to gamify fitness, but these bikes are often uncomfortable and not as engaging as hoped. Gamers go back to their controllers, and fitness enthusiasts stick to the gym.

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